1983 where are you

Lucas is putting out the Special Edition Star Wars flicks on DVD. Finally – when it can make him the maximum amount of money.

Keeping the your-mom joke lively – my mom and I went to see Episode IV when it was first re-released as a Special Edition on the big screen. Neither of us were impressed.

Greedo shot first. The only character we can all dig gets castrated him before they even left Tatooine.

Terrible.