fifth, sixth, and seventh books are none of them page turners, so they are all in an indeterminate race, although this silly nonsense is a likely winner: The Museum of Eterna’s Novel (The First Good Novel)

lemon n’ lime dogs

h/t https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F-IHvF5OCA of course

plates, and jousts

in addition to the music, david crosby was a poster’s poster, rip

finally figured out no-handing on the cargo bike: simply allow the tires to run a little low, simple as.

fourth book, “Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage”, Haruki Murakami

third book, “The Stories of your Life and others”, Ted Chiang.

ok, what the letters spells out is p easy to find on tvtropes[.]org which I’m told is a terrible website that’ll rot your brain and your ability to perceive art as anything but strings of gimmicks (they probably have a name for people like me who believe this), so I guess if you look for it the right way, like I did, the answer is in the google preview (remember when things were like that?) and you don’t have to click through.

second book down, the new Jason Pargin (f. k. a. David Wong), “If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe.” It was fun! I lol’d a few times, didn’t want to put it down, etc.