listen “spell” check, if you can’t come up with any words to suggest that I use instead, you don’t get to add the red underline to the word I did use, istg

this book ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53080.Black_Water) is so damned weird, love it

👋🏼 work is over until 2023 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9rB33JnvyM

earthquake!

lady ordering at popeyes for her office pool has been adding stuff to the order for so long that the person on register went on break instead of reading the order back to her

pretty windy in san francisco rn, one of our plants that we keep on casters just sailed across the patio and crashed into the building

adding a feature to all enterprise comms that injects random insults to the person reading the archives and showing them whenever the logged in user isn’t the user the comms were to or from

“huh, groups should probably add ‘chuds bought our communication archives’ to our threat model”

za!

pizza dough outgrew its refracted mirror image self overnight, wish i could do that