Eschatology

A bumper sticker seen in traffic:

WARNING: In case of RAPTURE this car will be unmanned!

Me: Ha. In-case-of-rapture-this-car-will-be-unmanned. Nice. Her: What? Me: The bumper sticker on that car. Her: What’s that mean?

Her: Maybe it’s a Jurassic Park reference? Me: What?

Him: It says rapture, not raptor. Me: In case of raptor, stay the fuck in the car! Her: Shut up! I didn’t know!

Him: I hear they hunt in packs! Her: Ha! Me: Oh look at that empty car! I wonder if they were eaten by dinosaurs! Him: In case of rapture, hide in the kitchen cabinets!

Et cetera, to wit’s end…