Sightings in DC...

I was out in front of a client’s office building on K street today having a cigarette…

Up pulls a bike messenger.

Messengers generally lock their bikes against poles and grates in front of the building. Said polls and grates are currently under a few feet of snow.

What was the replacement security device implemented by this particular bike messenger?

A pile of fake poop on the seat!

Best.

Security.

Ever.