Space Ghost Coast to Coast fortunes
The Bill Brasky fortunes never get old. But just in case, I threw together some Space Ghost Coast to Coast fortunes!
[grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
"Did you ever meet Haystack Calhoun? He was a MOUNTAIN of a man." -Leonard Ghostal
[grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
Space Ghost: So, Zorak, how was your weekend?
Zorak: I, uh, I did some volunteer work over at the orphanage.
[grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
Space Ghost: [looking for Zorak] Green... wears a vest... tall guy... bald...
Zorak: ...no pants..
[grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
Moltar: This is how I am. I'm destroying the planet!
Denis Leary: Is that so?
Moltar: Yeah. And I'm having a sale too.`
Put the contents of that tarball in /usr/share/games/fortune or somewhere similar and enjoy!
I keep this in my ~/.login
> `[ -x /usr/games/fortune ] && /usr/games/fortune brasky sgc2c `